Showing posts with label Take That. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Take That. Show all posts

Thursday, 29 January 2009

Wilftonville's Endless Year Of Awards: Best Group

Best Group:

The indie hipster lobby has placed significant pressure on Wilftonville to name TV On The Radio as the best group of 2008. However, Wilftonville cannot help but notice that their album is somewhat limp, despite several crafty and fascinating songs within the tracklisting. Similarly, Vampire Weekend seem unappealing and Elbow still aren’t playing their strengths enough. On the lighter end of the scale, The Ting Tings were vapid and fun, but the fact that their drummer refuses to take off his sunglasses when he goes indoors automatically rules them as void for the award. There were a lot of new bands who stomped into the music scene this year, but it felt a bit strange to see them there. There weren't any bands who exploded straight into our hearts and minds, and took over everything. Instead, it was probably Take That who really had control over everything - in light of a poor showing from girlie favourite Westlife, who were notably absent, thankfully.

But Take That's songs weren't very good, truth be told, and this left us wondering just who could claim the award and do justice to it? That's when it struck us:




Girls Aloud. The fantastic fivesome spent most of 2008 establishing a dominance over the Sugababes – a battle which has raged for many years now, and only now have the ‘babes surrendered. Also, The Spice Girls flopped hilariously because they only regrouped for the money and don’t really like each other, which meant that Nadine, Cheryl, Nicola, Sarah and Kimberly were the last girls standing – and they celebrated this with an ITV Special. Classy! Also, Cheryl was on some sort of reality TV show and got the band loads of free publicity from that. And hey; their songs were great, too. Even after four years, their producers still manage to offer up new and interesting directions for the girls to take their music in.

Awarded to: Girls Aloud

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Wilftonville's Endless Year Of Awards: Best Overall Year

Best Overall Year:

2008 wasn’t a year for gifted young prodigies. Rather, the bulk of the year was tailored more towards the old-guard; musicians who had dropped out of the industry a long whole ago and chose to make their fabulous return in 2008. And, as Robbie Williams decided to take a year-long sabbatical from music to rest in the USA and get some quality drinking-time in (presumably), Gary Barlow seized his chance to revive his band Take That and get back into the public eye.

The band, of whom Williams used to be a member until he quit and became the biggest solo musician in the UK, at first returned tentatively. But over the course of the year they grew in confidence and Barlow guided them carefully into success. His song-writing was always the heart of the band, and in fairness none of the other members are worth much on their own. It’s the name that Barlow needed, and by the end of 2008 there wasn’t one person in Britain who wasn’t made completely aware of said name. They had a sell-out tour and saw a series of tracks hit the top ten. On top of this, they hit television with a vengeance and got a number of one-off specials to strut their stuff. Also, their song "Shine" was made the official theme of Morrisons - the best of all supermarkets - and they appeared in an advert for M&S with a bunch of models. The band started the year in a favourable position; but went on to completely seize it got their own. And as they soared, Barlow was stood dead centre, accepting all the praise he rightfully deserved for resurrecting the dead. It was a good year to be Gary Barlow.

Awarded to: Gary Barlow