1: Rocket Russian Roulette
2: Fancy dress costumes of Guy Fawkes post-execution
3: Cellotaping fireworks together
4: Revolution
5: An incendiary fetish
6: Baking drugs into parkin cake
7: Sparkler lightsabre battles
8: Making jokes outside Andrew Sachs house about where the loud bangs are coming from
9: Visiting the zoo
10: Burning peasants
11: Throwing plastics onto a public bonfire
12: Writing lewd letters to Katie Melua
13: An elaborate sacrifice to the great Lord Ra
14: Attaching a Catherine wheel to your hat
15: Standing in a hospital reception while laughing at all the injured people who arrive
16: Re-enactments of The Towering Inferno
17: Hiding in unlit bonfires
18: Begging whilst dressed as a burn victim
Happy 5th!
ReplyDeletePersonally speaking, number seven is always a good one. Especially when your friends little cousin is wafting a sparkler between his legs...
ReplyDelete"12: Writing lewd letters to Katie Melua"
ReplyDeleteThis is the only one I dont get. I'm sorry, I'm being more than a bit slow today!
But other wise: love the ideas, will try them out next year =)