I have pity for Mohammed Al Fayed. His son was killed, for God’s sake! That’s an awful thing for anyone to have to go through. Having said that though, his continual insistence that only a major government conspiracy could be responsible for the death of his son is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. At the Diana Trial this week (yeah, they’re having another one) he accused the Royal Family, MI5, MI6, the media, and every Judge who has ever disagreed with Him (seriously) of being in on the conspiracy. But that is merely the tip of the iceberg. Illicitly Eating Flowers stealthily got into the courtroom on the day of his testimony, and there were many other people he blamed who the papers didn’t have space to mention. Here then are just a few of the other people who were responsible for the death of Princess Diana:
The Medical Profession
France
All Landmine Victims
Nicholas Cage
Private Eye Magazine
All Car Manufacturers
People Who Don’t Shop At Harrods
The General Public
Every Football Team in England Except Fulham FC
Everyone Who Isn’t Called Mohammed Al Fayed.
Well said
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