The one-liners continue.
21: Rosamund Pike (actress)
“If I’d been James Bond, I would’ve gone evil for you”
A willingness to give away everything for love is considered admirable in a potential suitor.
22: Joss Stone (singer)
“So we’ve had a great evening… can you tell me what we’re gonna do now?”
This is a kiss-off line as opposed to a chat-up line, but I can't do all the hard work for you, can I?
23: Keira Knightley (actress)
“Keira, you almost made ‘The Phantom Menace’ a bearable cinematic experience”
Be honest. And don't sacrifice your opinions just to please her. There's nothing worse than a pushover.
24: Natalie Portman (actress)
“Listen to this band. They’ll change your life, I swear.”
Natalie Portman LOVES IT when people say this to her.
25: Kate Havnevik (singer)
“Will you show me some love, tonight?”
You show off an endearing shyness, how can she resist?
26: Gemma Hayes (singer)
“You have never left me hanging around, Gemma.”
This is another entendre. Be sparing with these, as they are so brilliant that you may leave her crying with laughter, and you'd like her to keep her energy for later.
27: Katie Melua (singer, goddess)
“I love you, Katie Melua. I really, really love you”
I really do.
28: Rachel Bilson (actress: The OC)
“You can import my hard salami anyday”
If all else fails, make up a really obscure joke about a single TV episode.
29: Evangeline Lilly (actress: LOST)
“If I had to pick one person to be stuck on a desert island with, it’d be you”
Sweet, eh? Girls are all over that stuff.
30: Summer Glau (actress: Firefly, Serenity)
“Wow, you’ve really ‘blossomed’ as an actress”
Firefly jokes are hard to make, as you'll inevitably say her bottom lights up at night. This is a gentler joke, and works on several levels.
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