Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Reasons I’m Not Voting For Hillary Clinton In The Upcoming Democratic Primary

1: I’m highly sexist.
2: Hey dark, piercing eyes make me cry at night.
3: I don’t trust her.
4: Her hair never moves.
5: Barrack Obama has a silvery voice that makes me tremble all over when I hear it.
6: Hillary Clinton believes in the Death Penalty without having any public reservations about it.
7: Clinton's Wikipedia entry is much harder to navigate than Obama's entry.
7: I’m not American.

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